… Darnell ‘Don’t look at my neck’ Lewis Frazier.

NOTE TO CRIMINALS: When a police officer asks for your name and you give them your never-fail fake name, make sure that you don’t have your real name tattooed on your neck. I’m guessing Darnell must have skipped that lesson in criminal class when he was stopped yesterday while walking around with one of his friends.

According to the police officers, Darnell told them he never had a photo ID (umm … sure … you are 25 and never ever had any sort of photo ID in your life) and that his name was Darnell Lewis. Then instead of packing up their handcuffs and heading to the nearest doughnut shop, the police officers used their amazing training and say the name “Frazier” tattooed on Darnell’s neck and then ran the name Darnell Frazier and … well:

Frazier was arrested on four misdemeanor warrants, including driving after license revocation, driving after suspension and no proof of insurance.

He also had at least two felony warrants for his arrest: a probation violation in Jackson County for bringing a stolen vehicle into Minnesota and a failure to appear in Hennepin County on a drug charge.

… He has a lengthy history of felony convictions in addition to the warrants, including receiving stolen property, theft, and having dangerous weapon on school grounds.

Congrats … and for winning today’s award you get … to go to jail!

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